My lil' cuz wrote this poem for an assignment when he was in middle school; dude is one of those guys that are funny without them knowing. You can just feel the emotion, the indignation. He got an A-. Could've gotten a straight A had he plugged in that apostrophe in brothers and the comma after the last me.
For some reason this, at my co-worker's desk, cracks me up.
As does this.
Saw this on a dumptruck while stuck in DC area gridlock. It's not meant for we commuters, I know, but doesn't it look like someone had pushed already?
Came in to work this morning, turned the computer on, moved the mouse but the cursor wouldn't move. I unplugged and replugged it with the same result. Annoyed, I flipped it over and this is what I saw. Boss-man got jokes.
Happy April Fools!
11 comments:
that button is too easy, pun intended. my boss has a thing that if you tap, swears at you, i worry about him sometimes.
now i am hungry, and informed. very odd combination. i was hoping to see the scuffed monitor.
Your boss has a lot of time on his hands:)
that poem is hilarious! be sure to read it at his wedding, it beats any 'when he was little' speech ten-nil
ps: you are NOT eating pizza with a fork...oh the SACRILEGE!!
>31337 - A button that swears?! Nice! Does it have multiple expletives or just repeats one over?
>KK: He does have a lot of time, coz I do everything for him. For instance, he calls my desk & be like:
"Where did you save that file?"
"In the Share drive, in your folder," I'd say."Did you look?"
"Not yet," he'd say. "I'll do that now." *click*
But hey, he signs my paycheck.
>CB: Yeah, that poem gets me every time! Great idea - I'll save that poem and embarrass the heck outta him when he's older!
Fret not - on any other day, you'd never find a slice of pizza and a fork around me at the same time. But that top slice had some sauce on it that had fluid-like dynamics!
Haha, I like your boss!
Yeah, he's alright. When he's good he's good but when he's bad he sucks. But at least I know how to handle his - shall we say - mood swings; that's the important thing.
that pizza....... looks lethal!
Lethally good, that's what!
oh it has a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush!
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