Why are we men such horny bastards?
Oh, and why are women such horny bastards, though undercover?
Is sex overrated or do people not know to do it right?
Why does the tip, if y’all know what I mean fellas, get all sensitive after the deed?
Why does your baby gurl’s eyes roll back when the…. ummm…. arrow first slides into the quiver?
Why leave scratches on a brother’s back? Not to mention those bite-marks on his chest? Why?!
Wsup with all the screaming? You realize those girls in porn are only acting, right?
Why we won't go downtown? Well, I realize, like the phrase goes, that you don’t go downtown every city you go to. But why are most Black men reluctant to go there?
Shoot, I be swimming with the fishes!
Hmmm, why? Why are white women taking over the fellatio crown? Black girl, try to at least show some enthusiasm when faced with the… ummm… task. Watch your eye though.
No, I won’t lick your toes. Maybe higher.
Why keep marking your territory? No one else will find the lipstick in my car or the earring in my bathroom! At least I hope no one will!
Why you frontin’? Like TI says, why you keep saying no while your panties so wet? We’re grown folk; let’s cut the BS!
[On another note] Shoot, even Nike® makes mistakes. Check it out; the one at the bottom is the close-up of the text.