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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Wide Open Throttle

I might need to sell my car, coz this is getting ridiculous. I can't seem to drive slow.

Tell me why, while driving to work late yesterday, I got stopped by 5-0. Granted, I was in a hurry coz I was late, but I always keep an eye out for the boys in blue. This particular one, tho, was driving this:

What! They're in trucks now?! I couldn't believe it when I saw them blue lights flashing at me behind that ginormous grille. That's it - no more speeding for me. Can't afford that sh*t.

But ask me about that next week.

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3CB said...

Now how did you not see them in that huge *** truck? Sorry for the ticket though. I'm yet to channel my inner speed demon, so I shall not judge ... yet *evil grin*

NiKolaS said...

I am in .ke. PO-PO what now?

*runs to hide*

|d®| said...

>CB: I did see the truck, but I've never seen them in that kind of truck, never.

>Nikolas: You're just lucky, I think. Kenyan po-po did get me when I was like 11, taking the milk downtown. My ma had to come pick me up an hour later. Needless to say, I was sh*tting bricks the entire time I was in their custody.

Hilda said...

I see u started ur rap sheet a while back. And this ticket makes it....35?

Dude, time to turn the page/leaf. Time to leave that life (and hopefully not ur license) behind...

|d®| said...

Rap sheet? Ha.

I try to be slow, I really do. Then the occasional idiot in front does something silly and my pituitary releases a smattering of Dario Franchitti's hormone. Then it's all she wrote.