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Thursday, February 11, 2010


[Seems like I don't have time to do anything anymore. Jeez!]

I f*ing hate snow. I can't even begin to explain how much. True, you get days off work or school, but that's about the only virtue of a snowstorm, to me anyway. Being indoors for days meant the cabin fever was vicious - I was going insane.

It all started last Friday when someone sent me this:

So I went straight to the crib after work that day. The stuff had just started to fall.

2 days later I stepped out the apartment and saw this. Believe me, there's a walkway underneath. Those are my tracks you see - I was knee-deep in the stuff.

A day later I trudged to the parking lot, and there was Slo-Z all buried. Sucked to be me.

But I rolled the sleeves up & dug her out. That was my workout for the week.
Did I say it sucked to be me? No, it sucks to be this dude.
He ain't getting out till Spring, it seems like.

So there you have it. But I can at least get out the house now and walk around.
And Al Gore can go kiss my ass.


Hip-Hop verse of the day:

"...Make your ass quiver
like you naked at winter..."

Lil' Wayne in David Banner's 9mm


3CB said...

Me, I just want to be geek enough to make a little light circle in the foggy photo of snow...

Anonymous said...

Aha, they is sent the Antarctica to you instead. Sucks to be youz. LOL. We have been promised the white stuff both weekend and yesterday - nada for the weekend and a dusting for yesterday although we had to stay home for the day. Yipee, not!

Would one like a cup of tea?

And what happened to a weekend asnuggling with warm blooded humans?? Just asking!

|d®| said...

>CB: With Photoshop all things are [virtually] possible!

>Anon: God does have a sense of humor - it's payback for not getting any real snow in years while y'all got it all!

Nah, no warm bodies this time either. That just won't do; something's gotta get done to prevent a recurrence of that same situation!

Guessaurus said...

Psst: It is spelt humour .. just saying :D .. but I get your drift though, I am a poster child for His ministrations I tell ya.

As for non-reptilian beings, you know what they say about doing the same thing the same way over and over and expecting different results? Yep, I can write a book on that, so I got your back on that one too.

Somehow singing: 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow' to you wont make you smile now, will it?

|d®| said...

Ah, someone else who uses 'ministrations' in a sentence! That makes 3 of us - you, Dean Koontz and I!

Very funny - the snow jab. It's over now tho, and hopefully for the rest of the year. And I will anxiously check the forecasts for when Beantown gets hammered with the white stuff!

KK said...

LOL! He does have a sick sense of humo(u)r. Imagine my shock when I landed in DC for a layover and found y'all still covered in it. Now u can quit telling folks that it never snows down there:) Hope you good though.