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Monday, December 07, 2009

MURKY

The male mind is, to put it simply, an oasis. Or, more correctly, it fancies itself an oasis - an oasis that mermaids [read: women] are irresistibly drawn to, that have an infinite amount of confiscated booty and a sh*tload of of aged rum. Sounds mighty attractive, doesn't it KK?

I need to take that notion and tuck it away inside some tiny box, along with silly suppositions like girls don't fart & salesmen don't lie, then throw that box into the depths of the ocean - or in the toilet bowl. [It'd probably end up in the same place anyway.]

And in case you're wondering why I'm in such a seemingly befuddled mood, I'm right now all Nyquil-ed out. Flus suck ass; hope I don't have medicine-head tomorrow.

And this doggone semester is almost over with, thank God. Come find me the weekend of the 18th and I'm buying shots. Word.

6 comments:

Crystal balls said...

I'm thinking ... oasis implies the rest of the male - the part that's not in the mind - is a desert?

Ok that's as far as that train of thought went before I got distracted by sth shiny *cheeky grin*

Guessaurus said...

Oh no! I had 'stomach flu' for a full week two weeks ago. Could not even drink water without it coming back up, till I gave up. Every part of my body hurt, especially my tummy. Lost copious amount of weight. Feel bad for you - get better soon.

How are you otherwise?

|d®| said...

>CB: Trust you to think that up. lol! And no, not a desert. The ocean, perhaps. Scratch that - a swamp!

>Guess: Sorry you had to go thru that. Stomach flus are the worst; glad you're all better.
The Nyquil did the trick and I'm all better today. I guess that means I'm doing good. & how're you?

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KK said...

uh oh... missed this. Hope you got over the cold. Did you say rum?

|d®| said...

Ha ha! I suspected that would get your attention, as much as you like The Captain! Or was it the mention of the booty that did it?