Good Lord!! Where does the time go?! Like Melanie Fiona says, It Kills Me! At this rate I'll be 75 in no time, boyish as ever, hitting on skimpily-clad associates at the nursing home!
Sidebar: I'll be damned if I'm one day sent to a nursing home. It's one short step up from a looney bin, it seemed - that's when I visited such an establishment. The very sight of incapacitated and unloved geriatrics damn near broke my sometimes-fragile-but-will-kick-your-ass-any-day heart.
Speaking of age, school has a way of aging yours truly. I especially hate that damned homework. The image below very accurately depicts how it really is. [Courtesy of GraphJam.com]
Best believe I'll be back to blogging, vull vorce, in a few, soon as I get this one godforsaken project off my back.
[C-Villain - you'll be happy to know this section's back!]
Hip-Hop verse of the day:
"Used to bomb you like Saddam but now that I’m a lil' calmer
I'm a f*cking cross between Osama, Dahmer, Obama and Dalai Lama
Tell Miley I'm her knight in shining armor..."
Eminem in BET's The Cypher, 2009.