So, I got up this morning – after hitting the snooze button 2 or 3 times, no less – and put a hoodie on, about to go start the whip up. The one disadvantage of being in the Automotive field is that lately, I always think about my car’s inner workings. Every time it stutters or I hear a new sound from it, I gotta wonder what it might be.
More to the point, I always warm it up before driving off, now that I know how bad it is for the engine to be under load when cold.
So, like I was saying, I donned the hoodie, seeing how it’s über-cold these days, walked outside and started the Slo-Z up. Coming back in, I took the hoodie and everything else off while shuffling, still half asleep, toward the bathroom.
Getting there, I reached for the light switch and BAM! Apparently I’d generated so much static from ripping that hoodie off I was a human thundercloud. What surprised me though was how much of it there was coz yo, I literally saw the flash and heard the crackle, and it felt like a democrat had kicked me in the chest. I could’ve swore I saw the lights flicker, but that could’ve been due to the power surge in my inner circuitry.
[And speaking of circuitry, Circuit City's bankrupt? Damn, what'll happen next - the fat lady's gonna sing? Oh wait, that was yesterday, at the inauguration]
Winter sucks. Whatever happened to global warming?
[I'm only kidding, tree-huggers]
Hip-hop quote of the day:
“Weezy F Baby, a.k.a. crazy
Trapped in a maze therefore I am amazing”
Lil Wayne in Gorilla Zoe’s Lost