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Wednesday, January 21, 2009


So, I got up this morning – after hitting the snooze button 2 or 3 times, no less – and put a hoodie on, about to go start the whip up. The one disadvantage of being in the Automotive field is that lately, I always think about my car’s inner workings. Every time it stutters or I hear a new sound from it, I gotta wonder what it might be.

More to the point, I always warm it up before driving off, now that I know how bad it is for the engine to be under load when cold.

So, like I was saying, I donned the hoodie, seeing how it’s über-cold these days, walked outside and started the Slo-Z up. Coming back in, I took the hoodie and everything else off while shuffling, still half asleep, toward the bathroom.

Getting there, I reached for the light switch and BAM! Apparently I’d generated so much static from ripping that hoodie off I was a human thundercloud. What surprised me though was how much of it there was coz yo, I literally saw the flash and heard the crackle, and it felt like a democrat had kicked me in the chest. I could’ve swore I saw the lights flicker, but that could’ve been due to the power surge in my inner circuitry.

[And speaking of circuitry, Circuit City's bankrupt? Damn, what'll happen next - the fat lady's gonna sing? Oh wait, that was yesterday, at the inauguration]

Winter sucks. Whatever happened to global warming?
[I'm only kidding, tree-huggers]


Hip-hop quote of the day:

“Weezy F Baby, a.k.a. crazy

Trapped in a maze therefore I am amazing”

Lil Wayne in Gorilla Zoe’s Lost


Anonymous said...

i hear that global warming causes the world to be colder. yes. might need to remove wax from my ears because that did not make sense to me. could i borrow a few volts?

KK said...

LOL! The fat lady did sing... and she sang mighty well too.
And BTW... speaking of cold, do u kumbuka how cold Kavau used to be in the second term? Little did we know... I guess.

|d®| said...

>31337: Global warming makes it colder?! Hmmm. They might have something there coz yo, it's cold as all hell lately.
Why is climatology one of the handful of careers where they can afford to be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their job?

>KK: Ooohweee! I still remember Nyeri Hill partly obscured by mist. Yes, it was something else. The cold showers didn't help things much either!