About Me

My photo
Laid back; chilled out.

Monday, April 23, 2007

FOR THE LOVE.

Dear Basketball,

I love you. Now, don't be taking this love thing lightly, coz I haven't told
anyone besides my family members that I loved them, not in a long while.

You fill me with excitement, awe and the resolve to get to know you better. If it wasn't for you I probably would be a lard-ass, not doing a damn thing besides sitting on the couch watching TV all day long playing with my d*ck, as my boy would put it.

True, you have instigated numerous heated arguments with girls I'd been seeing in the past, but don't worry, nothing can tear you and I apart, at least not until the season's over with.

[It was especially brilliant of you to create half-time, and that way I can 'cater to' or call anyone I need to and not miss a minute of the action.]

Till tonight, my love. I will count the seconds till I see you again. I feel especially comforted by the fact that I will see you consistently for the next 39 or so nights.

Love always,
>d®.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

In other news, anyone need a novel - or 10? I'm fresh out of shelf space, hence the floor, and I'm insufficiently inspired to go trade them in at the bookstore or library.


While we're at it, how about an amp - or two? Or a car CD player - or three? *sigh* I'm a book and electronics junkie, I think.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol @ love for bball... we are in the same boat man, and these playoffs great? cotdamn....almost every series is dope except the wiz and cavs arenas woulda made even better...

hooping season is here too...shot some over the weekend felt good..

what kinda amp's you giving away/selling? i've been thinking of getting one

Acolyte said...

We all have affairs that take a major part of our time and efforts but we keep them safely hidden! lol
As for the books, I have enough but I will gladly take the amp and car cd players. I'll even cover postage! Holla at me......

Anonymous said...

I want the books.

Anonymous said...

how far you willing to post? Am talking books!

|d®| said...

>Msanii: Yup, these playoffs started out good. It's a shame Arenas is out; he'd have given LeBron & 'em some real compe. Watched the Lakers & Suns Sunday? Great game.

The amps are by Dual. One's 340 Amps and the other 460. Good starter amps & provide decent thump.

>Aco: U know, I might have a virtually unused player for u. Not top-notch, but it works. U can have it, for real. Taking it off my hands is payment enough, since I can't bring myself to throw it away!

>KenyanAnalyst: *gasp* For real? You can have them all! Holla at your boy!

|d®| said...

>Farmgal: Wsup. Hmmm, getting them to you might be tricky, but nothing's impossible!

Farmgal said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

I also do have a love affair with Football(the american one not soccer) since it ended i have gone into a ka-mild depression of sorts.
But,I will take the car cd player and what novels do you have?(don't do romance no more) Hit me up!!
I will also take the 2 dumb-bells and are those house shoes?! Will take those too!! LOL!
Lakini i'm serious about the books adn the cd player!

Msanii_XL said...

aiight man will get you on email...

|d®| said...

>Kels: Ha ha, house shoes?! Funny! Nah, I'm not giving those up, especially since they're now throw-backs now that there are Wade 2.0s.

Nah, I don't do romance novels, so you're good. Hit me up if you need more info on my 'inventory!'

>Msanii: Will do; I'll look out for it.

Anonymous said...

Aaaii, Now we are in the Sato morning market with >d® shouting Ni ya Leo! Ni ya leo! Amp ni ya mia! Nina vitabu pia! while casually carrying a gunia filled with all his wares!

Reasons not to watch B Ball, their clothes are oversized, the players are extremely lean and the game is too regulated-they cannot talk $hit and no body contact? Basketball? F that game! I want to see them hit each other! Shirts are optional of course-how else would I be able to see the rippling muscles?

|d®| said...

*gasp* Bite your tongue! F*ck basketball, you said?! To be perfectly honest, I suspect all u wanna do is see bare, sweat-slicked muscles! :)

Basketball is one of the realest sports tho - like in soccer, there's no such thing as an overweight basketballer.

Keep talking smack and some Chapelle DVDs I know might get flogged too!

Anonymous said...

I say, i send you and email and it was returned...ala!! Could you hit me up please...thanx

|d®| said...

Returned? Alright, try: riteback2day@hotmail.com.

Anonymous said...

lmao @bite ur tongue...lol. too much wedding crashers for u!!! This is by far the most affectionate I've seen you express yourself. Now I see wat all ur ladies dreamt of hearing....if only half an ounce of that same emotion. Then again, wat do I know? I must agree...we all have our affairs. Urs with basketball, others with football, soccer, hell, swimming even. Me? I have tooooo many to count. Till tonight...

|d®| said...

Nah, this is nothing. I can be pretty passionate at times and lay it on thicker than molasses! I'm a hopeless romantic, remember? :D

dcm said...

did u give away all the books?..i know im a few years late!