Thesis statement: "Oh no he didn't!"
It's great having elder brothers. Not only do I look up to them, but they challenge me to be like them, or better them, in so many ways.
So, imagine my surprise when bro-man sent me these pics of his steed - an STI-powered and performance-tuned Subaru Forester. I'd thought it was just a plain-jane Subie all this time.
Dude has been holding out on me, I see. For someone with a lead foot and who's always had fast cars, it still surprises him. This is what he had to say about it:
"Yes, I've got a Subaru Forester - Powerful machine, STI modified (see steering wheel and foot pedals), after market muffler (Loooud), intercooler turbo charged, 2000cc, complete with boost meter and turbo timer. I've never known such raving power and amazing stability. I love it."
The pic of the engine bay reveals, unsurprisingly, that he's been romping about in dirt roads. Lucky b@stard.
Hip-Hop verse of the day:
"It's five o'clock in the morning
Got my pedal to the floor,
It's time I test my 600
Wonder how fast this b*tch go.."
Jermaine Dupri ft Nate Dogg in Ballin' Out Of Control