tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post113835210901522347..comments2023-11-03T02:57:07.220-05:00Comments on PERFORMANCE FIRST: |d®|http://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1144581760648077682006-04-09T06:22:00.000-05:002006-04-09T06:22:00.000-05:00I really did enjoy your info. Cool comments. Have ...I really did enjoy your info. Cool comments. Have a great day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138922533901832682006-02-02T18:22:00.000-05:002006-02-02T18:22:00.000-05:00>Potato-Land: Thanks for checking in. Nah, Koontz ...>Potato-Land: Thanks for checking in. Nah, Koontz is in a world of his own. Smart as a whip tho, I think. His own father tried to kill him once! No wonder he's so out there.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, static is no joke. If I had a pacemaker I'd probably be done for!<BR/>[No offense to anyone that might be wearing one.]|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138902827811388472006-02-02T12:53:00.000-05:002006-02-02T12:53:00.000-05:00D, you are a damn fool. I'm in here in the compute...D, you are a damn fool. I'm in here in the computer lab cracking up. I've never read any Dean Koontz, but it would seem that both of you share a similar passion.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138728395953658082006-01-31T12:26:00.000-05:002006-01-31T12:26:00.000-05:00>CK: Good call not getting into the Snow White tip...>CK: Good call not getting into the Snow White tip. I know some bloggers - <I>y'all know who you are</I> - that would have a field day with that one!<BR/><BR/>The intro comes later, after the smile [or sneer] resulting from my line. I realize introducing oneself first is the proper protocol but I try to deviate from the norm!|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138724942959018082006-01-31T11:29:00.000-05:002006-01-31T11:29:00.000-05:00Speaking of pornolizing things I tend to stick to ...Speaking of pornolizing things I tend to stick to the classics, for example, stories we all know.. Goldilocks becomes GoldiCocks and I will not even get into Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, I will however give you a hint-the 7 signifies the types of outstanding members. Oh Shush! You're all thinking it anyway. <BR/>-About lotioning your back, get someone else to do it for you. <BR/>-About the line, whatever happened to Hello, My name is >D. What's your name? <BR/>CKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138662202444545582006-01-30T18:03:00.000-05:002006-01-30T18:03:00.000-05:00You are not the only one with that problem!I get s...You are not the only one with that problem!I get shocked so often that I have taken to opening doors with my hand wrapped around my sweatshirt sleave making me look like I have OCD!As for the member being shocked that was damn funny.Anyway back to Mutumia and co spreading smut!BTW:Pass by my blog I have just tagged you!Acolytehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03673179447438729227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138657554286030002006-01-30T16:45:00.000-05:002006-01-30T16:45:00.000-05:00@ “Dang, I can already feel the electricity betwee...@ “Dang, I can already feel the electricity between us.” - Classic!<BR/>I get zapped too! When I exit my car and touch something (esp. car door)....zap!<BR/>Funny post!Whispering Innhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01672947481572051542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138654285230164932006-01-30T15:51:00.000-05:002006-01-30T15:51:00.000-05:00That was too funny coz it's soo true. Yani i don't...That was too funny coz it's soo true. Yani i don't even notice the zaps anymore. It has become a part of the day kawa thing. The 'member' one was too funny. The day I'll see it happen to a dude here at work I will lmao coz I know i'll remember this post and think 'kumbe D was for real'. I'll be on the lookout I tell ya!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138653911839536692006-01-30T15:45:00.000-05:002006-01-30T15:45:00.000-05:00>Mutumia: Oh my gosh, you're killing me! Snatch Ad...>Mutumia: Oh my gosh, you're killing me! Snatch Adams?! Throbbin Hood?! You do have a knack for this!|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138642407464200692006-01-30T12:33:00.000-05:002006-01-30T12:33:00.000-05:00>Prou: I hope Ryan's privates don't get zapped whi...>Prou: I hope Ryan's privates don't get zapped while he's getting shaven!|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138642003233349442006-01-30T12:26:00.000-05:002006-01-30T12:26:00.000-05:00>Anonymous: Thanks 4 checking in. Yeah, this past ...>Anonymous: Thanks 4 checking in. Yeah, this past weekend must've been off the chain for a lot of bloggers!<BR/><BR/>I still insist the pick-up line would work tho, zipper open, back ashy and all!|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138641378109905152006-01-30T12:16:00.000-05:002006-01-30T12:16:00.000-05:00this was about static and the agony it causes but ...this was about static and the agony it causes but now it seems shaving ryan's privates has overtaken the zapping.<BR/>the signs of the end times indeed.Prousettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04367325529770099956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138641121341996642006-01-30T12:12:00.000-05:002006-01-30T12:12:00.000-05:00hello >dwhat did everyone drink,eat over the weeke...hello >d<BR/><BR/>what did everyone drink,eat over the weekend?? <BR/>this blog is off the hook! keep it up my man. <BR/><BR/>the zap thing I feel you. <BR/>the pickup line no way, yeah a smile you might get but in her mind it will be, I wonder if he knows his zipper is opened LOL!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138635984982899012006-01-30T10:46:00.000-05:002006-01-30T10:46:00.000-05:00>Loonies Nurse: G, the only intoxication I got was...>Loonies Nurse: G, the only intoxication I got was some flu relief stuff. Yeah, blogville was pretty naughty this past weekend. I like.<BR/><BR/>Oh, SHAVING Ryan's Privates! How about:<BR/>'40 First D*cks?'|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138634895142028512006-01-30T10:28:00.000-05:002006-01-30T10:28:00.000-05:00No it was Shaving Ryan's Privates ...I dont know w...No it was <EM>Shaving Ryan's Privates </EM>...<BR/><BR/>I dont know what everybody ate over the weekend, or drank or smoked, but everywhere I turn in blogland everyone has gone Mental - Jeez starting with a certain Mutumia . LOL<BR/><BR/>"to be zapped once, and good, or twice?"... LMAO<BR/><BR/>You cannot use that pickup line with your shirt off >d, not with your ashy (probably skinny) arms and back - wouldnt work believe me :)<BR/><BR/>You have all officially gone mad...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138591792876024462006-01-29T22:29:00.000-05:002006-01-29T22:29:00.000-05:00>Mutumia: 2xLOL @ "Tails from the cl*t."Tried to t...>Mutumia: 2xLOL @ "Tails from the cl*t."<BR/><BR/>Tried to think of more naughty titles but I'm stymied. Any more where those came from?|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138555697022231582006-01-29T12:28:00.000-05:002006-01-29T12:28:00.000-05:00>BJ: Wsup man, hope your weekend's OK too. Yeah, "...>BJ: Wsup man, hope your weekend's OK too. Yeah, "Furaiday" - nothing like it!<BR/><BR/>>Keguro: Believe me man, I've tried all those 'preventative measures.' The only one that seems to work is holding a metal part of the car door before I get out. The rubbing against the wall helps some but more often than not results in less severe zaps, as in I get zapped a little when I touch the wall and a little when I touch the door. Decisions, decisions - to be zapped once, and good, or twice?<BR/>Suggested porn movie titles from my 'member statement:<BR/>- The Member Zappers<BR/>- [or better yet] Member Zappers Anonymous<BR/>- "We will, we will zap you"<BR/>- How the member got his zap back<BR/><BR/>[The best title I ever heard, from Steve Harvey or Cedric, I forget who, was "Saving Ryan's Privates."]|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138554771718585422006-01-29T12:12:00.000-05:002006-01-29T12:12:00.000-05:00>Msanii: I'm surprised I haven't developed a nervo...>Msanii: I'm surprised I haven't developed a nervous tick after all the electrocution! I gave up on the ashyness tho; I'm like whateva man.<BR/><BR/>>Guess: That really did happen, and in that exact 'sequential sequence.' The crackle of that spark between the printer and his member was really loud, and usually the louder it is the more severe it is. I hope he didn't lose any 'feeling' as a result!<BR/>Ha ha, your sisters let you get all the zapping, huh? Pretty slick of them!<BR/>I think that pick-up line would work, for real. I'll put it to the test, making sure I'm sufficiently charged first by taking my sweatshirt off or something of the sort! I think I would at least get a smile out of it.|d®|https://www.blogger.com/profile/10884852590223359622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138402620166037822006-01-27T17:57:00.000-05:002006-01-27T17:57:00.000-05:00@Keguro - yaaay I finally find someone else who do...@Keguro - yaaay I finally find someone else who does the same as me. I did that, and even using a cloth or a sleeve to open the doors. You rock dude.<BR/><BR/>Tihihi @copyrighting the phrase... (you need to come hang out here in good ol' England - you know you miss it. come on out)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138398377412402532006-01-27T16:46:00.000-05:002006-01-27T16:46:00.000-05:00Yup, ni Furaiday? Happy Hour here I come. Have a g...Yup, ni Furaiday? Happy Hour here I come. Have a good one buddy.Shaggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04653754570405690410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138397491183513132006-01-27T16:31:00.000-05:002006-01-27T16:31:00.000-05:00member MEMBER...???? Who uses that term anymore? L...<EM>member</EM> MEMBER...???? Who uses that term anymore? LOLOLOL. Are you serious about his member getting zapped? I want pictures...<BR/><BR/>That was too funny... I do know what you mean about static though :(<BR/><BR/>When I spent Xmas 2004 over there, I thought that I was being a 'lady', you know, polite British manners and all, by opening and holding doors for my sisters, being the first to open car doors - turning on machines etc. Then one day I asked my sister: Is it me or does anyone else keep getting zapped by static? And they looked at each other and laughed, then said: Why do you think we stand back when we have to go through a door and let you do it? The little terrors were leaving me to get all the static. I was not amused, and my geniality went out the window that day... LOL<BR/><BR/>You do get zapped here but its not that much of a problem as it is over there, I dont think.<BR/><BR/>LOL@your pick-up line - doubt it would work though :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18255231.post-1138379926491008872006-01-27T11:38:00.000-05:002006-01-27T11:38:00.000-05:00lol..at all those Zaps sure you not elctrocuted? M...lol..at all those Zaps sure you not elctrocuted? <BR/><BR/>Many i'm with you on that ashyness(having walking around thinking you got scales) bit, the njeve doesn't help neither,Msanii_XLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08949801282173527770noreply@blogger.com